i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
I was watching penguins of Madagascar when
that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE
why iS this so Funny to mE